Whitey Herzog
I'm not buddy-buddy with the players. If they need a buddy, let them buy a dog.Collection: Sports
The only thing bad about winning the pennant is that you have to manage the All-Star Game the next year. I'd rather go fishing for three days.
Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it.
We need three kinds of pitching: left handed, right handed, and relief.
We need just two players to be a contender. Just Babe Ruth and Sandy Koufax.
Some people asked me if I would be interested in managing the A's. I said a definite no thank you. At night, that place is a graveyard with lights.
The rules are changed now, there's not any way to build a team today. It's just how much money you want to spend. You could be the world champions and somebody else makes a key acquisition or two and you're through.
You sweat out the free agent thing in November then you make the trades in December. Then you struggle to sign the guys left in January and in February I get down to sewing all the new numbers on the uniforms.
What counts aren't the number of double plays, but the ones you should have had and missed.
The only way to make money as a manager is to win in one place, get fired and hired somewhere else.
If I managed the Cubs, I'd be an alcoholic.Collection: Cubs
A slick way to outfigure a person is to get him figuring you figure he's figuring you're figuring he'll figure you aren't really figuring what you want him to figure you figure.Collection: Want
We need three kinds of pitching: left-handed, right-handed and relief.Collection: Relief
If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs.Collection: Dog
We need just two players to be a contender. Babe Ruth and Sandy Koufax.Collection: Baseball
One time in spring training, we had the hit-and-run on, and Carl Erskine threw me a curve and I struck out into a double play. I came back to the bench and Casey [Stengel] said, 'next time, tra-la-la.' I didn't know what tra-la-la meant, but next time up, I hit a line drive, right into a double play. When I sat down, Casey came over and said, 'Like I told you, tra-la-la.'Collection: Running
You sweat out the free agent thing in November, then you make the trades in December. Then you struggle to sign the guys left in January, and in February I get down to sewing all the new numbers on the uniforms.Collection: Sports
The only thing bad about winning the pennant is that you have to manage the All-Star Game the next year. I'd rather go fishing for three years.Collection: Sports
For being book smart, I thought he (A. Barlett Giamatti) had a lot of street smarts, which is tough to find sometimes.Collection: Smart
The way we have been playing, I might tell my players not to cross the picket line (umpire strike of 1979).Collection: Player
I'd rather go fishing for three years.Collection: Years