Warren Hutcherson
In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?Collection: Funny
If there were ever two sentences that you will not respond well to, 'Don't move. There's a snake behind your foot,' is it.Collection: Moving
My mother wanted me to go to church to meet women. That's wrong, ain't it? 'Praise the Lord! Hey, how ya doing? Nice dress. Look, I'm going to go over there and get some of this wine and crackers, want some?'Collection: Mother