An M.P. once suggested I be put in the Tower of London for saying derogatory things about the royals. There's no First Amendment in my country.
As soon as you find the key to success, somebody always changes the lock.Collection: Keys
Personally, I think any more than two or three kids is not a family, it's a litter.Collection: Kids
Did you know David Letterman was offered millions of dollars to do a commercial for dog food?Collection: Dog
It makes you more open, it gives you perspective, having a childCollection: Children
I'm usually put off by performers when they get politicalCollection: Political
I've never looked ahead very much in my life. I've never had any grand plan from the outset. I had no burning ambition to do what I doCollection: Ambition