Shared libraries are the work of the devil, the one true sign that the apocalypse is at hand.Collection: Hands
Whenever possible, steal code.Collection: Stealing
With diligence it is possible to make anything run slowly.Collection: Running
Don't use hands to do things that can be efficiently done by the computer.Collection: Hands
Nobody really knows what the Bourne shell's grammar is. Even examination of the source code is little help.Collection: Shells
How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are 3.155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it. On the other hand, who could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a nanocentury.Collection: Funny
The first step in fixing a broken program is getting it to fail repeatably [on the simplest example possible].Collection: Learning