Steve Fowler
The sun is our father, the earth is our mother. And God is a myth destroying our family.Collection: Mother
God was created by evolution, inside the imagination of a primate.Collection: God
Nonbelievers are not anti-religious, they are anti-fraud and anti-deception.Collection: Religious
Beautiful words are ugly motives best friends.Collection: Beautiful
It's hogwash to say drunkenness is no excuse for crime... Wherever mind altering drugs are on sale to the public, we should expect mind altered behaviour from the public.Collection: Drug
No-one wants acorns, but everyone wants oaks.Collection: Want
You can split atoms, but you can't split true love.Collection: Atoms
Few things sound so beautiful as the poetic accent of a Welsh woman.Collection: Beautiful
Talk about tactful - she's got a tongue like a Kalashnikov!Collection: Tongue
My dog doesn't like dogs, and I kind of get where she's coming from; I'm not too keen on people.Collection: Dog
If you were a kangaroo you'd forget you've got a joey in your pouch.Collection: Kangaroos
Genius attracts more hate than love and more disrespect than respect; at least for the first few hundred years.Collection: Jealousy
There's four seasons in the UK, spring, autumn, winter and winter.Collection: Spring
Ikea products should come free with happy meals.Collection: Ikea
Depression catches everyone who lives long enough to be caught.Collection: Long
There's so much to say, the human race will be extinct long before everything which could be said has been said.Collection: Race
TV programmes are so bad these days, even idiots are getting rid of their idiot boxes.Collection: Tvs
Walking a dog is a lesson in the simplicities of happiness, but you need to throw sticks to get maximum benefit from the lesson.Collection: Dog