Look, all the big stars: Do you think that Brad and Angelina randomly got caught on the beach in Africa in the middle of nowhere where they reveal they're dating? No! These are strategic moves.Collection: Dating
It's really easy to spend millions of dollars if you're not careful and you think it's easy to keep making millions of dollars.
We were keeping up with the Joneses, but we were going against Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. We should have stayed in our reality TV lane.
The money was just coming so fast and so easy that my ego led me to believe that, 'Oh, this is my life forever.'
I played soccer and baseball, and that's all. But what if I had been the best at like, ballet? And I didn't even know. I could have been a famous ballet dancer, like the 'Black Swan!'
There's too much stuff on the Internet. Like, my buddy has kids and tells me all these things they're pulling up on their phones and it's just like... Oh my god.
My buddy gave good advice though. He has two sons and he said that we should never say, you know, 'don't eat that!' about junk food or whatever. He said to explain what's in the junk food, what it does to your body. He always gives reasons as to why he's saying don't do this, or don't do that. He explains it and breaks it down. I like that logic.
Like I've always said: Heidi's hair and makeup people are some of my favorite homosexuals on the planet, and if they want to marry each other, I'm not about to be like, 'Don't.'
Gunner loves touching crystals. If I take him into our crystal room, his eyes will go straight for the crystals on the shelves - they'll pop right open. He's definitely convincing me that we're in a holographic universe.
Everyone's insecure. But it's different when you're young and on TV and everyone's talking about you.
The only difference between us and the Kardashians, I've learned, is you're only as famous as the media conglomerate bankrolling you.
I didn't understand that once Viacom wasn't in the Heidi and Spencer business, it was a wrap on the visions I had for us and our success.
Why are the Kardashians still on TV? They're billionaires! It's because they know that being on camera is going to move product.
Heidi and I, we were just always on our own. We had such a level of fame, I had never imagined needing to meet other people.
No matter how successful I was, I always felt like people were always talking down to me and treating me like I was a little kid.
When you're chasing story lines, it's very challenging. It's hard enough to have a relationship in any case, let alone one where you're trying to make fiction. It's like balancing two different authors.
This isn't a business. That was the big thing I didn't get: Reality TV is not a career. Anyone who says, 'Oh, you can have a career in reality' - that is a lie.
Everything we were doing, we were buying props. I bought a big blue monster truck just to drive it on 'The Hills' for an episode. Never drove it again.
They want to play along, but I don't believe that one bit. Beyonce's not gonna be airing out real-life dirty laundry on records, in my opinion.
Lady Gaga was this songwriter. We only know her name was Stefani. She was not even Lady Gaga yet, and she wrote a song with RedOne. RedOne gave it to Heidi and they put it out and everything.
I spent thousands of dollars having a wizard coach. Being a wizard, it's pretty heavy. Going around with a wand, and people start looking at you weird when you're wanding your coffee in the morning and whatever.
No celebrity does anything, really. Unless you're a famous athlete who actually physically does something, like, how much work is reading lines from a script?