Slappy White Born: September 20, 1921 Occupation: Comedian Zodiac Sign: Virgo Chinese Sign: Rooster The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning, you're on the job.- Slappy WhiteCollection: FunnyCopy Quote I asked my date what she wanted to drink. She said, 'Oh, I guess I'll have Champagne.' I said, 'Guess again.'- Slappy WhiteCollection: DrinkCopy Quote