I don't care if it doesn't make a nickel. I just want every man, woman, and child in America to see it.Collection: Funny
This makes me so sore it gets my dandruff up.Collection: Funny
Let's bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue.Collection: Funny
He treats me like the dirt under my feet.Collection: Funny
The trouble with this business is the dearth of bad pictures.Collection: Funny
I have been laid up with intentional flu.Collection: Funny
That's the kind of ad I like, facts, facts, facts.Collection: Facts
A Hospital isn't any place to end up being sick.Collection: Sick
Chaplin is no business man - all he knows is that he can't take anything less.Collection: Men
Having integrity...means being completely true to what is inside you - to what you know is right...what you feel you must do, regardless of the immediate cost of sacrifice...to be honorable and to behave decently.Collection: Integrity
Tell them to stand closer apart.Collection: Funny
True, I've been a long time making up my mind, but now I'm giving you a definite answer. I won't say yes, and I won't say no - but I'm giving you a definite maybe.Collection: Funny
You've got to take the sour with the bitter.Collection: Funny
Destroy the old files, but make copies first.Collection: Firsts
What we need now is some new, fresh clichés.Collection: Needs
Can she sing? She's practically a Florence Nightingale.Collection: Funny
Some who are not paid what they are worth ought to be glad.Collection: Glad
Just because I disagree with you doesn't mean I'm disagreeable.Collection: Mean
Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.Collection: Funny
Gentlemen, listen to me slowly.Collection: Funny
Never make forecasts, especially about future.Collection: Future
What nerve. Not even a modicum of originality.Collection: Nerves
Why only twelve disciples? Go out and get thousands.Collection: Religious
In picture-making the writer is the most important cog in the wheel.Collection: Important
You fail to overlook the crucial point.Collection: Funny
Spare no expense to make everything as economical as possible.Collection: Moments
"Yes, but that's our strongest weak point."Collection: Funny
Gentlemen, I want you to know that I am not always right, but I am never wrong.Collection: Gentleman
If a young man is going to get ahead, if he is going to reach the top, he must be all wrapped up in what he is doing. He has to give his job - whatever it is - not only his talent but every bit of his enthusiasm and devotion.Collection: Jobs
I'd hire the devil himself as a writer if he gave me a good story.Collection: Devil
I paid too much for it, but it's worth it.Collection: Funny
To hell with the cost, if it’s a good story, I’ll make it.Collection: Stories
I’d hire the devil himself as a writer if he gave me a good story...Collection: Stories