A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.Collection: Truth
The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.
Repent or be damned! If you have already repented, please disregard this notice.Collection: Disregard
Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life . . . and you messed it up again.Collection: Yesterday
The trouble with the Internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity.Collection: Leisure Activities
I grew up watching my Dad, Uncles Ciaran Murray and Brendan Murray, and cousin, Aedin Murray, who were all national caliber Gaelic football players in Ireland. I try to watch as much Gaelic football as I can, it is my first love. I bleed Green, White, and Orange. Gaelic football players don’t get paid to play, you play to represent your county that is more important than earning money.Collection: Football