Julie Klausner
I just feel like I understand Cameron Diaz better than I ever have before, and I don’t like it. I don’t like to see everything I see. It’s like a magnifying mirror only soulful, and I’m not looking at her, I’m looking at us, you know? And our pores are huge.Collection: Mirrors
Podcasts themselves cannot exist without the Internet - in a way they are a microcosm of the Internet.Collection: Way
There are good intentions behind many peoples conversion to veganism, including an admirable devotion to the well-being of animals and a justified skepticism about the crap the USDA allows manufacturers to put in our food. But its hard to ignore the often sanctimonious nature of what some nutritionists view as an extremist way of eating.Collection: Animal
If the Cowardly Lion were on RuPaul’s Drag Race, so much of my childhood would be less nightmarish.Collection: Race
Any woman I know can smell a boyfriend a mile away. Women are intuitive, they know when a guy is interested but he’s not going to be there for her in that boyfriend-y way.Collection: Smell
It’s important to remember that Mark David Chapman really set a lot of trends: such as the trend of celebrities having bodyguards.Collection: Important
The only riot I’m okay with is a zoot suit riot.Collection: Suits
We don’t use phones anymore in this day and age, yet she still phones things in.Collection: Phones
What else don’t women like besides the Three Stooges? Tom Waits. Being hurt physically or emotionally.Collection: Hurt
Women who work for escort agencies that assign them out to prostitution dates at sushi restaurants know how to eat with chopsticks, and beyond that they are in every other way identical to other prostitutes. They’re not better looking; they’re not smarter; they’re not classier; they’re not more charming. They probably give more blowjobs than any reasonable woman, right? And they are empty inside, but it’s also society’s fault.Collection: Agency