Julian Tuwim
Success--something your friends will never forgive you.Collection: Forgiving
Conscience: that quiet voice which whispers that someone is watching.Collection: Quiet Voice
Fidelity--a strong itch with a prohibition to scratch.Collection: Strong
A virtuous girl never chases after boys; who ever saw a mousetrap chasing mice?Collection: Girl
The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work.Collection: Men
Even the most beautiful legs end somewhere.Collection: Beautiful
Egoist is someone who cares more for himself than me.Collection: Who Cares
Tragedy--to fall in love with a face, and marry the whole woman.Collection: Falling In Love
Life--a lifelong death sentence.Collection: Lifelong
Do not desire your neighbor's wife in vain.Collection: Wife
Throw a lucky man into water and he'll surface with a fish in his mouth.Collection: Men
A pessimist says all women are loose. An optimist does not, but he has hopes.Collection: Doe