Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.Collection: Dating
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.Collection: Marriage
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.Collection: Funny
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.Collection: Fitness
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.Collection: Marriage
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.Collection: Children