Jimmy Cannon
A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV set.Collection: Sports
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.Collection: Christmas
Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.
I can't remember ever staying for the end of a movie in which the actors wore togas.
Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytimeCollection: Lakes
A rabid sports fan is one that boos a TV setCollection: Sports
Joe Louis is a credit to his race - the human race.Collection: Race
He was a parade all by himself, a burst of dazzle and jingle, Santa Claus drinking his whiskey straight and groaning with a bellyache... Babe Ruth made the music that his joyous years danced to in a continuous party... What Babe Ruth is comes down, one generation handing it down to the next, as a nation heirloom.Collection: Baseball
A sports expert is the guy who writes the best alibis for being wrongCollection: Sports
A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.Collection: Hockey
Rooting for the Yankees is like owning a yacht.Collection: Yankees
It is the best of all games for me. It frequently escapes from the pattern of sport and assumes the form of a virile ballet. It is purer than any dance because the actions of the players are not governed by music or crowded into a formula by a director. The movement is natural and unrehearsed and controlled only by the unexpected flight of the ball.Collection: Sports
I judge how much a man cares for a woman by the space he allots her under a jointly shared umbrella.Collection: Love
A sportswriter is entombed in a prolonged boyhood.Collection: Boyhood
Women aren't embarrassed when they buy men's pajamas, but a man buying a nightgown acts as though he were dealing with a dope peddler.Collection: Women
England produces the best fat actors.Collection: Actors
Hockey would be a great game... if played in the mud.Collection: Hockey
[A knuckleball is] a curve ball that doesn't give a damn.Collection: Baseball
I suspect guys who say, "I just send out for a sandwich for lunch," as lazy men trying to impress me.Collection: Work
He was the strangest of all our national sports idols. But not even his disagreeable character could destroy the image of his greatness as a ballplayer. Ty Cobb was the best. That seemed to be all he wanted.Collection: Sports
Ballplayers who are first to the dining room are usually last in batting averages.Collection: Average