I think politics is extremely funny in and of itself.Collection: Politics
I think it's just funny, the things that come out of people's mouths, whether it's a politician, whether it's an average person on the street - and to be honest with you, sometimes these politicians sound like average people on the street.Collection: Funny
It was never my intention to hurt people's feelings.
Biden's about as disciplined as a puppy, OK?
Vermont's a very liberal state.
I say this to everybody: 'Watters World' makes you laugh, and then 'Watters World' makes you cry, because it is shocking, and even I myself am still shocked at some of the answers when I go out.
I think there are two different types of people in television. There are people who can turn it on like a switch when the cameras go on, and then, when the cameras go off, they kind of lower it down a little bit. And then there are people who are on all the time, no matter if the cameras are there or not.
When I'm in studio, we cover the news. But no one says the news has to be boring.
I think political correctness has taken over this country.
There's controversy around Fox. I understand that.
Open borders drive wages down for the black community.
Drifters are people, too.
The 'New York Times' undertakes extreme vetting against Republicans every single day.
If America vetted Muslim immigrants as toughly as the 'New York Times' vets Donald Trump, this would be a safe country.
If you're a black conservative and you criticize the black community, you're an Uncle Tom. If you're a white conservative and you criticize the black community, you're somehow a racist.
It's a controversial segment, 'Watters World.' There's controversy around it.
I think the 'New York Times' would rather be offended than dead.
I am attracted to dumb people.
When I do the street stuff, primarily it's jocular. But we've also gone and done serious packages at steel plants or in the inner city.
Trump strikes me as the kind of guy that's on all the time. He's got a very forceful persona.
Hillary Clinton needs the single ladies' vote. I call them 'The Beyonce Voters' - the single ladies.
Honestly, if they were Christian refugees coming in, I think the Obama administration would vet them a little more toughly.
We don't like it when the president doesn't even say 'Islamic terror.' It's very disturbing.
When the cause is just, and there's been injustice, then it's easy to kind of galvanize your emotions and confront a guy.
Russia is a big polluter.