Greg Walloch

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May I feel like I feel when I'm about to eat cake.
- Greg Walloch
Collection: Cake
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As a person with cerebral palsy who walks with crutches, people have the assumption that I've had to overcome a lot of obstacles in my life because of it, and to some degree, I have. However, the most difficult obstacle to overcome is other people's perception of who a person with a disability is.
- Greg Walloch
Collection: People
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I enjoy people even when they're being difficult.
- Greg Walloch
Collection: People
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An audience's or individual's reaction to my work is simply their reaction.
- Greg Walloch
Collection: Individual
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We've all gathered together, and whatever goes down is what goes down.
- Greg Walloch
Collection: Together
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That's one way to overcome criticism: tank so hard that failing becomes glorious and meaningless.
- Greg Walloch
Collection: Criticism
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Never try to be funny right before people are about to masturbate.
- Greg Walloch
Collection: People