Gordon Baxter
There were two dawns that morning. One the orderly sunrise of God, followed by man's fireball at the base of that rocket.Collection: Morning
Instrument flying is an unnatural act probably punishable by God.Collection: Funny
In response to how he checked the weather, "I just whip out my blue card with a hole in it and read what it says: 'When color of card matches color of sky, FLY!'"Collection: Funny
My first wife didn't like to fly, either.Collection: Funny