Fats Waller
Jazz isn't what you do; it's how you do it.Collection: Jazz
This is so nice, it must be illegal.Collection: Music
If you don't know what it is, don't mess with it.Collection: Music
One never knows, do one?Collection: Jazz
So easy, when you know how.Collection: Jazz
Grab your pig's feet, bread, and gin, there's plenty in the kitchen. I wonder what the poor people are eating tonight?Collection: Feet
I was playing organ at a silent movie house at Harlem and they'd be showing some death scene on the screen. Likely as not, I'd grab a bottle and start swingin' out on 'Squeeze Me' or 'Royal Garden Blues'. The managers complained but, heck, they couldn't stop me!Collection: Garden
You could be my son. You even look like me a little bit... Say, who's your mother?Collection: Mother