Edwin Edwards
The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.
He's so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.
People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true. I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors.
I never speak ill of dead people or live judges.
I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boy.
I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizen.
I did not do anything wrong as a governor, even if you accept the verdict as it is, it doesn't indicate that.
The only thing that would keep me from winning the election is to be caught in bed with a dead girl or a live boyCollection: Girl
The only place where David Duke and I are alike is we are both wizards under the sheets.Collection: Wizards
Some politicians like to kiss babies. I like to kiss the baby's mommas.Collection: Baby
Up with skirts, down with pants!'Collection: Pants
People say I've had brushes with the law. That's not true! I've had brushes with overzealous prosecutors!Collection: Law
I will be a model prisoner, as I have been a model citizenCollection: House