Edward A. Murphy, Jr.
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrongCollection: Murphys Law
Every aquarium will eventually leak.Collection: Aquariums
If there are two or more ways to do something and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it.Collection: Success
The first thing you'll have to do, is the last thing you wished.Collection: Lasts
If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it.Collection: Science
If there is any way for that man to do the job wrong, he'll do it that way.Collection: Jobs
If anything can go wrong, it will.Collection: Ifs