Edgar Bergen
Well, a friend in need is a friend indeed.
Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.
OK, magic boy, let's see who you really are.
After 13 years of life on the half shell in Hollywood, I have made a trip where I wasn't a tourist.
So many people are working in vaudeville today that I looked for three weeks to book enough acts for an hour bill and didn't have them until the night before we opened in Buffalo and money was no object!
You find out your mistakes from an audience that pays admission.
Nobody seems to know yet how television is going to affect the radio, movies, love, housekeeping or the church, but it has definitely revived vaudeville.
Hey kid, do you want to come and talk to Charlie?
But Charlie, Charlie, how can we ever really know anything? Charlie, what or who is God?
I was asking Charlie the most important questions, and you heard the answers.
I've never told you the story of Alice in Wonderland, have I?
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?Collection: Funny
Funny, nothing ever happens nowadays.Collection: Happens
We had to have a star each week.. Possibly our program being on Sunday and having a little fun with the Bible was dangerous.Collection: Bible