Scots they're either nice or they're horrid and these two are horrid. The Scots wont like that Eamon, thats bordering on racism. Its not racism its ethnic criticism Bill.Collection: Soccer
They get to the quarter-finals, Bill, I'll show up with a dress onCollection: Memorable
Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the nerve of a bomb disposal officer.Collection: Soccer
You need dictatorships and poverty to produce great footballers.Collection: Needs
He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.Collection: Memorable
Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.Collection: Memorable
Found out. A nothing player.Collection: Memorable
If ever a player was out of his class that night it was me.Collection: Memorable
I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby.Collection: Baby
They just talk drivel. Whoever is winning is great, whoever isn't, isn't. It's banal. And also semi-literate at times ... they never criticise in an intelligent way. Anything that isn't banal is said to be an outburst. They've created this cartoon world where everyone talks like Lineker and says nothing.Collection: Memorable
Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings.Collection: Soccer
Niall Quinn is a creep. The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa.Collection: Mother
Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella Ronaldo is a cod.Collection: Football
Ability and guts is an unbeatable combination.Collection: Combination
He's one of the biggest whingers in world football... he's a bloody eejit.Collection: Football
I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.Collection: Memorable
That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC.Collection: Sex
Michel Platini has no bottle. He is not a great player.Collection: Memorable
We'll all see through Mourinho. We'll find out he's just a Bengal lancer.Collection: Memorable
Well, I don't like to make outlandish statements. Not all the time. But Wimbledon would have beaten them 10-0.Collection: Memorable
That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!Collection: Memorable
Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat.Collection: Memorable