Dennis Skinner
To be honest, it was slavery. Nobody should have any romantic ideas about working underground. It's very, very dangerous. You always knew you were living in danger. You were on your hands and knees half the day.Collection: Romantic
We dragged the National Health Service from the depths of degradation. I've got a United Nations heart bypass to prove it and it was done by a Syrian cardiologist, a Malaysian surgeon, a Dutch doctor and a Nigerian registrar.Collection: Health
Parties are organised happiness but happiness is accidental. You can't legislate for it.Collection: Happiness
I don't think you should celebrate age.Collection: Age
If I am doing a speech at a Labour party meeting - I think I have done every constituency - I'll look for a happy face, and talk to that face. In the Commons, with all the anger, I'll fix on a blank panel above their heads.Collection: Anger
When posh boys are in trouble they sack their servants.
I've never sent an email to anybody. I believe in keeping the postman in work.
I've never been to a dinner that's laid on anywhere. I don't want to waste what few hours I've got.
When Cameron said to me 'you're a dinosaur,' several people in Parliament said to me 'you're trendin', Dennis, you're trendin' - and I didn't know what it meant. I know now what it is.
I'm up at the crack of dawn.
There are only so many things you can do in life, and if you think I'm going to spend my waking hours thinking about some decency in some Tory or other, forget it.
I hate to say it because I voted against everything Thatcher did, but she had principles she believed in.
I wouldn't take Father of the House even if I was offered it.
I was elected by people voting Labour! The idea that you come to Parliament and the first thing you do is that you're hand in hand with Tories and Liberals - I can't understand it! I came here and I made my mind up that I wasn't going to collaborate with the people I'd fought against in the election. It wasn't a difficult thing.
I remember arguing with kids on the street who were talking about Santa Claus. I said don't be so daft - Santa Claus doesn't come down our chimney. He's an economic Santa Claus; he goes down chimneys where they've got money.
I was cycling until I was 68. I used to play football, cricket, tennis, table tennis. I was into road walking - heel and toe.
We're allowed to say wonderful things about the Royal Family in the House of Commons. What you're not allowed to say is: anything that might be truthful, but that might upset them. So from time to time I've been pulled up because I've said things which I think are important.
Cameron called me a dinosaur you know? Well I'm the only dinosaur who can ride a bike 12 miles a day.
My life hasn't been all about politics.
Well, I don't believe in patronage.
I've never made a perfect speech or a perfect anything. I always think after, I should have done it that way or this way.
I think if I hadn't been born in a pit village I'd have been part of a dramatic society.
I've never done any cross-party stuff. I've no interest in sitting down discussing pensions or whatever with Tories.
I don't believe in organised happiness.
I'm not gregarious. I spend a lot of time in the parks when it is fine. I do know almost every blade of grass.
I always work on the principle that if my heart and my head are together on an issue, write it, say it.
I do rely on my instincts a lot and my imagination.
You don't enter politics when you come to parliament. I was getting politics for breakfast, dinner and tea when I was a little kid.
If I'd not been a coal miner in the past, getting up very early, I wouldn't have been able to have done what I've been doing.
I am naturally disciplined. It started early; you can't be all free and easy in a family of 10.
I did marathons long before they were popular, when people running round the streets were looked at oddly.
I have bought my flat myself and never charged a penny of it to the taxpayers.
I have worked out that I am living in London on £27 a day while David Cameron is claiming a damn sight more for his big house in Oxford.
I'm not going to be putting my expenses on the Internet. I wouldn't know how.
I realised that you could get into trouble with a dull speech.
The personality cult of the ego does not work down a coal mine and it does not work in the Labour party.
We have all lost before and we will win again.
I used to be very athletic when I was a young man.
I worked in the pit for more than 20 years and never had a serious injury.
I've never bothered about what people say about me.
In the public sector, there are a million people in the health service. There ought to be a couple of dozen or more on the Labour side, who learned their trade in different parts of the health service, and the public sector, and local government. And bus drivers, and people on the Underground.
I remember at one time there were 44 mining MPs.
Environment does shape you. My environment, in a pit family, in a pit village, with nine kids in total.
I still think carefully about what I'm going to say. I use me heart and head technique, in which the heart says, 'get stuck in, Dennis!', and the head says, 'just a minute... ' But I probably don't use this as often as some others.
I didn't know when Parliament started to pay my wages.
I often think now I'm a lot older, what would have happened if I was born in the middle of the city, where there was a drama class.
Isn't it essential in any prelude to a war to be sure of your allies and be sure of your objectives?
With this 'social media,' instead of letters you get emails. They're all written in a hurry, with no punctuation, no paragraphs - it's one continual stream, with spelling mistakes. Quite frankly I think it's a world I don't need. But I have to read them all because people say, 'Did you get my letter?' And it's not even a letter!
There are fads in life and old people indulge things to excess sometimes.
I refused to pair with a Tory MP, I refused all foreign junkets and I've never had a drink in a Westminster bar.