A world's full of broken hearts. That's all this is. I wondered if there was anyone above the age of say, 18, in the world who hadn't had their hearts broken at some point.Collection: Heart
Anger at happenstance for its absurd timing. Anger at myself for being so angry. I hate being angry and every time I got this angry it made me more angry at the fact that I was so angry. I realized though that I couldn't really be mad at any of those things.Collection: Hate
Who wouldn't want to watch an averagely attractive guy kick a three legged, one eyed dog in the face as it urinates all over itself? The correct answer is no one.Collection: Dog
Maybe it's not love that unites the world, but rather it's broken hearts.Collection: Heart
It’s amazing how a bed feels more like a home than any other part of a house.Collection: Home
Asking a girl if she's alright is like jaywalking across a black ice-covered 4 lane street: you think you can make it safely to the other side, but you're more likely to slip and fall to a most certain death.Collection: Girl
It felt as if I was suddenly walking around in wet socks, weighing my feet down as if two kids were sitting on my feet with their legs wrapped around mine.Collection: Kids
Why should we ever continue anything if the first parts are the best?Collection: Firsts
Find one correct answer and let the rest disappear.Collection: Answers
There is always the possibility of a better life with every change that we face, but sometimes we have to look hard for it.Collection: Life Changing