Dave Beard

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Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since.
- Dave Beard
Collection: Inspirational
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I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants
- Dave Beard
Collection: Funny
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Before men ever wrote in clay they cast their words in verse and line, rythymbound in poets' minds, defying time and age.
- Dave Beard
Collection: Men
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Do you suppose it's true, that St. Patrick was a parselmouth, and his muggle friends never knew?
- Dave Beard
Collection: Muggles
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The Olympic games should be a matter between individual athletes and the gods. Noisy flag-waving dishonors gods and men alike.
- Dave Beard
Collection: Athlete
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The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys.
- Dave Beard
Collection: Turkeys
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I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!
- Dave Beard
Collection: Years
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Spooky wild and gusty; swirling dervishes of rattling leaves race by, fleeing the windflung deadwood that cracks and thumps behind.
- Dave Beard
Collection: Race
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A rhododendron bud lavender-tipped. Soon a glory of blooms to clash with the cardinals and gladden the hummingbirds!
- Dave Beard
Collection: Lavender
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The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, "Spring back or Fall in.
- Dave Beard
Collection: Time