I do something that I don't think anyone else does. I warm up before a game. Baseball and basketball players warm up, so why shouldn't the announcer warm up?
I always like to pretend two things: one, I'm sitting in the seat beside you watching the game together. I'll say, 'Wasn't that a great shot? Boy, it sure was.' The other thing I do is pretend I'm talking to people who are non-sighted. I try to create a word picture. I get more mail from blind people thanking me.
I've got to be right on top of the action, or else all those people watching the game will say, 'This guy's not very good.'
The game's in the refrigerator, the door's closed, the light's out, the eggs are cooling, the butter's getting hard and the Jell-O's jiggling.Collection: Light
Portland can put the champagne away and get out the bottled water, 'cause that's all they're gonna drink on their way home!Collection: Home
The dollar that's being paid the players has hurt the game. The players take advantage of coaches. The players' attitude is, "I make more than you, so don't tell me what to do."Collection: Hurt
Players are spoiled by charter airplanes, the finest hotels, a big per diem every day.Collection: Airplane