Charlie Viracola
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never got anything.Collection: Kids
I went out in my yard and saw a snake, so I got really scared, and I came back inside to get a shovel, and beat the hell out of that snake. Then I didn't have cable for a week.Collection: Snakes
You couldn't be a racist and live in L.A.; you'd be exhausted.Collection: Racist