Charles Montgomery

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This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you.
- Charles Montgomery
Collection: Jail
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Everyone should ride the bus so that I can drive.
- Charles Montgomery
Collection: Environmental
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I’ll keep it short and sweet. Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. When opportunity knocks, you don’t want to be driving to a maternity hospital or sitting in some phony-baloney church. Or synagogue.
- Charles Montgomery
Collection: Sweet