I pity anyone who can't laugh. There must be something wrong with their religion or their lives. The devil can't laugh.Collection: Laughing
The man who votes for the saloon is pulling on the same rope with the devil, whether he knows it or not.Collection: Men
If good preaching could save the world, it would have been done long ago.Collection: Long Ago
Get somebody else for Jesus Christ and you will get a new vision of life, a new vision of what it means.Collection: Jesus
If you want to drive the devil out of the world, hit him with a cradle instead of a crutchCollection: Devil