She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on.Collection: Diet
It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.Collection: Legal
A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.
It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.
A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.
Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.
A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse.
It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop.
If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.
His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.
If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.
The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.
She's generous to a fault - if it's her own.
His head was full of larceny, but his feet were honest.
If you demand money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called 'blackmail'. If your lawyer demands money from someone in exchange for your silence, it's called a settlement. If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.Collection: Silence
Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.Collection: Drinking
You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country.Collection: Country
[History is] petrified imagination.Collection: History
An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out.Collection: Empty
About a veteran player thrown out trying to steal second: There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest.Collection: Honesty