The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.Collection: Inspirational
I shouldn't toot my own horn, but he who doth not toot his own horn alloweth it to remain untooteth.Collection: Motivational
...the best definition that I heard of that is that a bureaucrat is a Democrat who has a job that a Republican wants.Collection: Jobs
For six years profound silence was mistaken for profound wisdom.Collection: Government