I don’t know. D’you think? He’s pretty wide in the chest.
The girl looked at me, and I was frozen. So I said, Yeah. I work out.
Violet asked me, What are you? What’s your cup size?
I shrugged and played along. Like, nine and a half? I guessed. That’s my shoe size.
Violet said, I think he’d like something slinky, kind of silky.
I said, As long as you can stop me from rubbing myself up against a wall the whole time.
Okay, said Violet, holding her hands up like she was annoyed. Okay, the chemise last week was a mistake.