Clive Tyldesley
Many of the Iranian players show their Christian names on their shirts.Collection: Christian
He's showed him the left leg, then the right. Where's the ball, the defender asks? It's up his sleeve.Collection: Football
Some of Paul Scholes' tackles come in so late they arrive yesterday.Collection: Yesterday
England are learning to walk before they can run with their feet nailed firmly to the ground.Collection: Running
Samuel Eto'o is reputedly the highest-paid player in the world at £350,000 per week - that's £5,000 a dayCollection: Player
He went through a non-existant gap.Collection: Football
If you cut Jamie Carragher open, he'll bleed red.Collection: Funny
One or two of their players aren't getting any youngerCollection: Football
He is the man who has been brought on to replace Pavel Nedved. The irreplaceable Pavel Nedved.Collection: Football
And now with Argentina out, they will be on the plane home with FranceCollection: Football
That's often the best place to beat a goalkeeper, isn't it, between the legs?Collection: Football
Young Michael Brown is still somewhat of a wild-child, with the ill behaviour, with the ill behaviour!!Collection: Children
If they come back it's a night we'll remember for a long time. But that's a capital if.Collection: Football
Anelka was travelling so fast that he couldn't keep his own feetCollection: Football
That shot was going goalboundwardCollection: Football
Quite literally, you would not have put your shirt on him two weeks ago.Collection: Football