Brendon Small

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Marriage is only good for two things: tax breaks and adultery.
- Brendon Small
Collection: Marriage
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I'd rather die than go to heaven.
- Brendon Small
Collection: Death
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I think Berklee College of Music had the highest dropout rate of any college - or pretend college - in the United States. Because I think most people think they're going to be in Green Day or whatever, and you actually have to learn about music you don't care for, too. I mean, I cared for a great deal of music; it's just that I didn't want to submerge myself into the well of fusion jazz.
- Brendon Small
Collection: Mean